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Created on 2006-05-03 21:10:41 (#10164444), last updated 2009-08-20

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Name:	calicomary
Birthdate:	05-14

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streetmi@hendrix.edu

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I feel awkward typing up my own biography. Isn't that just an autobiography? Wouldn't it be more efficient to have someone write my biography after I'm dead. I think I'd prefer that. I mean no offense, but how should I know what I'm going to do in between the time I write this "bio" and when I shuffle off this mortal coil? And who exactly is supposed to read this thing anyway? Will they notice that I tend to bend grammar rules almost to their breaking point when I'm "tired?" Or will they try to use my eljay info to stalk/kidnap/murder/etc. me? If you haven't caught on by now, then let me put it in simpler words: If you want to know who I am, then you should try communicating with me because, as far as I know, I'm not dead yet.
ETA: I've officially been diagnosed with bipolar disorder! Now the question is whether this is due to genetics or if all of you people have finally driven me insane.

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